We've been asked why do you all have moustaches? First of all it's on our logo. Secondly it derives from a little known theory of vocal production. The explanation of which would delve into folliclular musculature of the oro-sphincter and it's relation to the vocalis-major muscle and the cryco-arytenoid cartelidges. This structure causes a common singing technique which allows the Vocal Edition to blend remarkably well. Thirdly we all suffer from skinny lips. This affliction effects the vowel sounds as they exude from the oro-pharyngeal area. The "fix" for this is in modification of the oro-pharynx to extend the bell of the instrument, thus enhancing the third and fourth sonnances. Heterodyning these effects in a diminished seventh chord enhances still more the first, third and sixth sonnances which give Vocal Edition their unique sound. The moustaches provide a sort of bio-feedback mechanism which aides in the bell extension. Only when extention is full can the moustaches be seen thus giving a clue that extension is complete. So you see, without the moustaches, Vocal Edition would not have a clue.